Reasons Why Dating Sucks
This post is more for me than anything but I thought why not share.Keep in mind I'm bias. Why I hate dating: 1. I hate the formalities, seriously I like the part where you are comfortable with the other person and you can be as strange as you want to be. 2. Have to worry about what you wear, bras are needed. 3. You have to shave, like a lot. 4. Holding in farts. I will be honest my friends and I are obsessed with farts and when you're just beginning to get to know someone we have to act like robots that do not know what gas is. 5. The first kiss. Here's what goes through my head: Do I tilt my head to the left or right? Does his breath smell OK? Does mine? What if he drools a lot? What if he sticks his tongue down my throat? Oh my god, is he just going to keep talking of will he make a move? Do I have to make a move? Why do I even date? 6. Meeting the parents. The scariest thing ever. EVER! 7. Meeting the friends. The second scariest thing ever. 8. Going out on...